Chris gives Rihanna a brown eye
Chris Brown no stranger to abuse has allegedly assaulted his girlfriend Rihanna.
TMZ also reports that she was NOT assaulted with a deadly weapon as previously suggested. Apparently, according to penal code, “deadly weapon” might not mean what you or I think of right away.
And according to reports from law enforcement officials, Rihanna suffered bruises and bite marks.
Lindsay Lohan demands first class or she’ll die
Lindsay Lohan was not happy when she was given a coach seat after flying back from the Superbowl in Tampa. The little brat threw a tantrum and demanded that she be given a first class seat.
A source who was present at the time, revealed that passengers were laughing at her as she stomped around and warned a friend traveling with her of her untimely death.
“You’d better come and visit me back there in case I die,†Fox News quoted the source who recalled Lohan as telling the friend.
Lucky for her it worked as she got what she wanted.
Gwyneth Paltrow can’t wait to start smoking again
If you’ve ever been a smoker or you’re still a smoker then you will know exactly how Gwyneth Paltrow feels about having to give up. I must admit, after the first few months of quitting you feel really healthy but after that everytime you see someone having a smoke to just wish you didn’t give up.
Gwyneth Paltrow says she regrets giving up smoking and can not wait till take it up again.
“I miss it. The last cigarette I smoked was the day I found out I was pregnant with Apple. I had to sit down and smoke one final cigarette,” she told Elle magazine.
“It’s such a beautiful thing. I’m so p**sed off it gives you cancer.
“Cigarettes were my upper, they were my downer. I would think with them, write with them. I just love them so much.
“But then, once you have children, if you’ve witnessed a death like I did with my father, you just can’t.
“But I’ve decided that when I’m about 70 I’m going to start smoking again. Why not? I can’t wait!’â€
Hmmmm…a smoke and a coffee.
Sam Lufti sues Britney Spears
Britney Spears’ life is starting to look more like Michael Jacksons as she continuously finding herself in court. This time its not the law but her old manager Sam Lufti, yep everyone wants a ‘piece of me’ says Britney.
Sam Lutfi filed the lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court after a renewed flurry of legal moves against him.
His lawsuit names Britney Spears, her father and mother Jamie and Lynne Spears, and alleges libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.
Lufti claimed Jamie Spears punched him in the chest in January 2008 and says Lynne Spears damaged his reputation in her 2008 memoir “Through The Storm,” in which she claimed Lutfi had over-medicated her daughter.
The lawsuit was filed after Britney’s dad obtained a restraining order against Sam Lufti and the other hairy goatie ex boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.
Victoria Beckham makes front page in Italy
Victoria Beckham has made front page of all the Italian newspapers thanks to a gift from husband David. David must be enjoying himself so much in Milan and feels bad leaving the kids with Victoria in L.A that he has splashed out on an $120,000 Birkin Bag. What credit crunch?
Lily Allen single and without Mark Ronson
Lily Allen has split with her new boyfriend.
The 23-year-old singer has ended her brief romance with 45-year-old Jay Jopling because of the huge age gap and work pressures.
“It was Lily’s decision to split as she’ll be away on tour a lot this year and wouldn’t have seen Jay much,” said a source close to Lily
“She also felt the age difference was too big. She thought both her and his friends disapproved and her dad Keith wasn’t happy.”
Also in a recent interview with MTV, Lily Allen was asked why her mate Mark Ronson hasn’t contributed music to her new album ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’ and if she would work with him in the future.
“Definitely- I just didn’t want to do it this time because Mark has a really retro feel to what he is doing,” replied Allen.
She continued: “I wanted to set myself away from Duffy, Adele and Amy because they are so brilliant at what they do- it would be silly for me to follow them down that route.â€
Allen releases her new single The Fear on January 26.
Britney Spears advertises for a Harvard graduate to run her Facebook profile
Britney Spears is looking for an IT graduate from Harvard to run her facebook profile. The job was listed by the company that runs her BritneySpears.com website but is only available for viewing by IT students attending Harvard.
The salary has not been revealed but Britney Spears states that, “The person must be knowledgeable in all social networks such as MySpace and Facebook and possess excellent communication skills.”
Spears’ Twitter account recently fell victim to computer hackers who posted a lewd blog for the 14,000 fans who subscribe to her site to read.
The offending message was quickly removed.
A spokesman for Spears said: “We did get hacked. We apologise for any offence caused to Britney’s fans and Twitter followers … we never want to offend anyone.”
Amy Winehouse is off the drugs and never going back to London
Amy Winehouse has reportedly said she’s off drugs and is tempted to stay in the Caribbean to leave her past life in London behind her.
The singer flew out to St Lucia before Christmas to have some winter sun and told the News of the World she’s already extended her holiday once: “I love it here and have never felt so happy.
“In fact I don’t think I’m ever going home. I was supposed to go last week but I thought f*** that, I’m staying!
“Before I came out here I looked at a photo of myself in the newspaper and was horrified. My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, ‘Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon.’
“I was depressed, doing drugs and had no life in me at all. Coming here has changed everything. [I’m] having a great time .. and I just don’t want the holiday to end.
“Home is hell for me. I’ve escaped from it. There are drugs everywhere. I can’t do anything without everyone thinking I’m off my head on drugs, although half the time they were right, I WAS.
“But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs. I haven’t touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years.â€
“It’s like I’ve stepped onto a new planet and nothing can harm me here. At home I seem to get in with the wrong people and just get myself in trouble. Yes I’ve been getting p***ed here but, compared to the states I get into back in London, this is the best behaved I’ve been in years.
“That’s why I came here and it’s worked a treat. That’s why I keep extending my stay. Look at me, I’m a different person. For the first time in my life I’ve got a suntan, although to be honest most of it is fake.
“I’ve been eating non-stop because the food’s so great here and now I’ve got some meat on my bones. And I’ve even done some exercise, although that was only learning how to do the trapeze at the circus school they have here. You should see me, I’m f***ing great at it. You wouldn’t believe I could ever walk in a straight line on a rope, but I can!
“I’ve even been in the sea. A few months ago I wouldn’t have dreamed of it because I wouldn’t have wanted to get my beehive wet. But now I’ve got my new short haircut and I feel like a new woman.
“Before I got here I was just like a zombie most days. But here I’ve got new zest for life as I’m off the drugs. All I’ve done is read books, sunbathe and drink cocktails. But it’s made me feel like concentrating on my career again.
“Most nights I’ve done a few songs on the piano for a laugh but I’m starting to think about recording again. I want to capture how happy I am right now in some new songs.â€
She added that her holiday fling with Josh Bowman has helped too: “He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing. Blake looks like me, a right mess. But Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him.
“People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh. When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.â€